barefootdramaturg:

jewlesthemagnificent:

oldtobegin:

velveteenrabbit:

englishpracticenow:

commonly misused words - learn the proper usage of these words to get your way up to any English proficiency exams - IELTS, TOEFL, GRE, etc.

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JERKING OFF TO THIS

OH GOD LESS VERSUS FEWER THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING MY PERSONAL GRAMMATICAL VENDETTA.

By accident. On purpose. Never on accident.

lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

(Source: bestvines12)

racieb:

Open Squish Bug Round 3 has just begun - can we win with another plush arachnid? I think we can! Please meet my Scorpion! I based its design on the Giant Desert Hairy Scorpion (Hadrurus arizonensis), I’d like to think it was a good choice for representation as a huge fluffy ball ~

If you’d like to see it join my Rainbow Jumping Spider as an enormous loveable plush arachnid, please vote 5! It must end in with a final score of at least 3.90 in order to be considered for production. I know you want to hold its fat claws and dance around with it, let’s make this happen.

me: i love scalloped potatoes
haley: what's a scalloped potato
me: a potato that's scalloped
kamoe: a potato that's scalloped
catty: a potato that's scalloped

automatically:

me as a parent

(Source: unclefather)

thatfunnyblog:

 

"so what hair cut do you want today sir?"
"hmm..give me the dreamcast graphics"

(Source: imposetonanonymat)

(Source: fuckyeaharthropods)

stickyfrogs:

Gumby decided that while no one was home today he would decorate his butt.
Somehow he pulled a leaf off the plant and managed to attach it firmly to his butt like this.
I found him fast asleep on the ledge modelling his new beautiful butt-leaf.

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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flatulenceontoast:

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whycantibe1oftheoneswithacoolurl:

schrodingerscatisdead:

me at pokemon daycare

I had to reblog this again

una-muse-d:

hkangela:

some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

it means he finds you twice as attractive

friesex:

"i’m not a feminist because i don’t hate men"

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